Cookie Rehab

Thin Mints: The most enduring and universally familiar
Girl Scout cookie. These round, mint-flavored cookies covered with dark chocolate perennially sell the most
boxes of any cookie. Thin Mints have never changed their name. These cookies
come in a dark green box. Little Brownie Bakers and ABC make Thin Mints.

Little did the Girl Scouts of America tell us on their cleverly packaged boxes that each serving of these cookies contains 500mg of pharmaceutical grade crack cocaine.

Damn suckers are addictive! You open a box of the little delights, with the intent of only eating 3, and before you turn arround half of the box has dissapeared into the caverns of your GI tract.

Those girls have the perfect business strategy: dispatch squadrons of cute little girls, all dressed up in their uniforms, with their soccer moms trailing along in the minivan parked on the side of the road. Why this is successful:

1. Cute little girls. How can you resist?
2. You know damn well that those cookies are good
3. You will get the glare from mom, who will remember your face and invaribly end up in front of you in the supermarket line or slow you down in traffic.

In other news, my hard drive has officially died. I expect to ship it back to Maxtor shortly, but that will have to wait till i get paid on friday. It would not be inacurate to say that i can probably scrape up more change in my vehicle than the ammount of cash i posess in my bank account.

As for my gallbladder, i am holding off on surgery for now. At the moment, the only thing to do is take it out, see if it helps, or keep it in, see if it gets better. If it is my gallbladder, then eventually it will rear its ugly head again and it will definately have a date with the laparoscope. for now, its lucky.