"The computer allows you to make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila." ~Mitch Ratcliffe
As far as sick computers are concerned, my computer is in the ICU. When i came home from work one night, i was alarmed to discover the following message on my monitor:
DISK READ ERROR
PRESS CTRL+ALT+DELETE TO RESTART
Mortified, i initated the computer version of a Code Blue: I called Denise.
Recognizing the gravity of the situation, i was reffered to Ray, the computer equivelant of a level 1 trauma center. If Ray cant fix it, then nobody can.
So now i wait while my PC is being worked on...it is living up to its given name of Ivan the Terrible.
In other news, i wish everyone a happy Singles Awareness Day (SAD). Or Valentines day if you happen to be in a relationship. But by now, im quite sick of hearing cheesy ass jewelry commercials everywhere...every kiss does NOT begin with KAY!! AGHHH!!
Toodles for now, im sure i will find the motivation to write something meaningful later. maybe. if we're lucky.
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